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		<title>Thingamajigs</title>
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			<itunes:email>contact@uselist.us</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:author>The Allison's</itunes:author>
		<description>The Exciting History of Mundane Things! Go back in time for the (often controversial) progression of everyday items and concepts.</description>
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		<link>https://www.uselist.us/things/</link>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 1: Toilet Paper</title>
			<description>How many squares do you use? How much goose?</description>
			<pubDate>Friday, 31 Mar 2023 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 2: Mattresses</title>
			<description>How many goats does it take to make a waterbed?</description>
			<pubDate>Sunday, 14 Apr 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 3: Bottled Water</title>
			<description>Why aren't you reusing your bottles?</description>
			<pubDate>Thursday, 11 May 2023 13:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 4: Zippers</title>
			<description>Don't zip your tip!</description>
			<pubDate>Saturday, 13 May 2023 20:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 5: Toothbrushes</title>
			<description>Got any pigs in your mouth?</description>
			<pubDate>Monday, 29 May 2023 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 6: Pockets</title>
			<description>Hey, your pocket fell off!</description>
			<pubDate>Sunday, 18 Jun 2023 3:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 7: Eyeglasses</title>
			<description>Try Franklin's Double-lensed Ocular Corrective Device today!</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 8: Diapers</title>
			<description>Do you get your funtime beads new or used?</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 9: Makeup</title>
			<description>At this very moment, someone is milking a snail.</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Jul 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>29:05</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 10: Plumbing</title>
			<description>A series of magic tubes.</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 11: Vacations</title>
			<description>Hey, you! Yeah you! Get outta town!</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 12: Jeans</title>
			<description>Should you ever wash your clothes? (no)</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 13: Glass</title>
			<description>What's in your wallet?</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 14: Board Games</title>
			<description>Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 15: Roller Skates</title>
			<description>Just you, the rink, and Barb. Also, excelsior!</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 16: Air Conditioning</title>
			<description>Ever heard of Hurricane Katrina?</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 17: Cutlery</title>
			<description>What is a sucket?</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 6 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 18: Apple Cider</title>
			<description>Apples are F tier just like Johnny Appleseed!</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 20: Contraceptives</title>
			<description>"Put Lysol in there" -Actual Doctors, c. 1930</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 21: Lightbulbs (lights in general, I reckon)</title>
			<description>Edison sucks, but what else is new?</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 22: Microwave Ovens</title>
			<description>MaximaOrange (Sorry, Kevin)</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 23: Aviation</title>
			<description>Like planes and stuff. Our spooooky gift for Friday the 13th is being a day late so we could post this on Friday the 13th as a gift for Friday the 13th.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 24: The Internet</title>
			<description>CONGRATULATIONS LUCKY WINNER!!! outro by jib kidder</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 25: Jack O Lanterns</title>
			<description>Turnips are actually very spooky.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 2 Nov 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>22:17</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 26: Doorbells</title>
			<description>One Love, Three Ghosts of Christmas.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>20:52</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 27: Soap</title>
			<description>It doesn't taste that bad.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 28: Thanksgiving</title>
			<description>From the makers of the Macy's Thanksgiving Hydrogen Bomb</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 29: Coffee</title>
			<description>Hot cocoa or carpet cocaine?</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 30: Catnip</title>
			<description>You just bathed in drugs, dude.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>20:29</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 31: Newspaper</title>
			<description>The object of this podcast is to lay before the public, at a price within the means of every one, all the exciting history, and at the same time offer an advantageous medium for advertisements.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>24:37</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 32: Luggage</title>
			<description>Something that is lugged.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>32:38</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 33: Santa Claus</title>
			<description>The Christmas Spectacular Extravaganza Radio Show! Thank you for a fun-filled year of learning, and happy holidays!</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2023 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 34: The Calendar</title>
			<description>Get naked, get upside down, and get in touch with time! See y'all in February!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 1 Jan 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 35: Sex Toys</title>
			<description>Attention shoppers! Is your butt plugged?</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 36: Wallpaper</title>
			<description>Salty ice cream for your walls</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 37: Cameras</title>
			<description>Don't eat the Kodak brownie.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 38: The Moon Landing</title>
			<description>A Lunar Nap on Tranquility</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 4 Mar 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 39: Daylight Saving Time</title>
			<description>Make Time Standard Again!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 40: Beer</title>
			<description>The drink of gentlemen!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 41: Best Of</title>
			<description>We must've jumped the shark.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 42: Clocks</title>
			<description>Crystals are excited by electricity!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 1 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>43:30</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 43: Solar Eclipses</title>
			<description>People all the way down!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 8 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 44: Sofas</title>
			<description>Some words carry vomit.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 45: Asbestos</title>
			<description>Make your lungs itchy! Also, have you heard about volcano snails?!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 46: Soft Drinks (part 1)</title>
			<description>I love root beer</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 46.5: Soft Drinks (part 2)</title>
			<description>Drink a bite to eat!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 47: Ice Cream</title>
			<description>The world is your oyster-flavored ice cream!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 6 May 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 48: Sugar</title>
			<description>Take a shot every time we say "controversial"</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 49: Laundry</title>
			<description>Pounding machine!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 50: Artificial Sweetener</title>
			<description>Aspartame sounds the most like asbestos!</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Thingamajigs 51: Greeting Cards</title>
			<description>"I Am Already Sick of Love, My Very Gentle Valentine" by Fallout Boy</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jun 2024 4:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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